Break out the blizznog ladies!
That's right, huge snow storm, consider all the day's activities totally cancelled. Personally, I am wearing my fuzzy slipper uggs and researching which book I'm going to read next. I'm looking for something totally juicy about shopping and falling in love. Also, I want it to be winter themed.
Since the storm warning was posted this morning I've had tons of questions pouring in. I'm going to address the most pressing ones in my FAQ sections! Check it out!
I've noticed you spell your name "Nashville", why not "Nashvil"? Can I address you as "Nashvil"
Definitely. I spelled it Nashville to appeal to a wider reader base, but both spellings are awesome and acceptable. When will Nashville, Tenn. open up to this idea? Ugh.
My roommate broke her arm and it's not healing so she's on the waiting list to get one of those helper monkeys. The thing is, I don't know if I want a helper monkey in my apartment, what if it wears my clothes and spits in our cupboards?
This is a question I seem to be hearing a lot. My respsonse to you is, think of how she feels. Don't you think her happiness is worth the occasional stolen wardrobe item, paired out of context with some gaudy jewellry, or some monkey saliva in your favourite coffee mug? Stop being so selfish!
My eye is really swollen, bloodshot, and kind of tingly. It started feeling this way when I woke up this morning. What should I do?
First of all, I'm really glad that you're coming to me with medical advice. Immediately wash your eye out, then cover it with a patch to make sure this infection does not spread to your other eye, or more importantly, to the eyes of other people around you. Important: make sure you decorate the patch with a skull, jewels, or a bold colour to stay chique this season.
That's all for the day. Send me your book reccommendations and stay warm!
XOXO, Nashvil(le)
Oh my gosh! I am so thankful you addressed the helper monkey issue. I have been thinking about getting one, because when I put down my book to really *think* about what I just read, I don't want to get up and cross the room to get my bookmark when a helper monkey can do it for me. But my room mate just won't listen! I will point her in the direction of your blog, I am sure she will learn alot. :)
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