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Friday 11 November 2011

Which Literary Hunk is Your True Soul Mate?

Let's face it ladies, literature is full of hotties! I've compiled a list of the hottest, and made a quiz to let you know which guy you are most compatible with. Remember, this is an internet quiz, so all results should be taken very seriously.

Are you ready?!

1. Your ideal man...
a.) is a doctor.
b.) knows how to put on a show.
c.) doesn't kiss and tell.
d.) is strong and brave.

2. One flaw you're most willing to put up with:
a.) he endangers your life
b.) claims to be never late or early, and often flakes out on plans
c.)  he's consumed by guilt
d.) prioritizes fighting monsters over your relationship

3. Your most ideal death...
a.) Murdered by a monster on your honeymoon
b.) Killed by servants of The Dark Lord
c.) Burned as a witch
d.) Killed by a fire-breathing dragon

4. The legacy you'd like him to leave behind...
a.) He shows that men should not play god.
b.) Restores good to the realm, great friend to all races.
c.) Reveals societal flaws.
d.) Rules wisely, sacrifices himself for his people.

             ** Results**














Mostly A's:
Your soul mate is Doctor Victor Frankenstein From Mary Shelley's Frankenstein. He's a total genius. I mean, he discovers the secret of life! All he needs is a lady like you to teach him about ethics, the folly of revenge, and that all actions have consequences.












Mostly B's:

Your soul mate is Gandalf from J.R.R. Tolkien's The Lord of the Rings!
This wizard hottie uses his magic for good and knows how to make the sparks fly! Think he's too old and frail for you? Fool of a Took! A Balrog of Mordor can't even kill this guy. Plus, he's got the dopest ride in all of middle earth!




Mostly C's:

Your soul mate is Arthur Dimmesdale from Nathaniel Hawthorne's The Scarlet Letter. This hunk is a reverend, and a good one at that! This man is passionate and respected by everyone. Would it kill him to acknowledge your relationship? Yes. It literally would.






Mostly D's:

Your soul mate is Beowulf, from the Anglo Saxon masterpiece, Beowulf. Hello, This badass defeats Grendel, then Grendel's swamp-hag of a mother! As if that wasn't enough, he has the balls to rule Geatland for fifty years then dies saving his kingdom from a gd dragon!




Your destiny is set! Let me know who you end up with in the comments section. As I always say, there's no such thing as TMI!
Another thing: If you've had the misfortune of never having read your true love's heroic(ish?) tale, may I suggest that you check out the book? You'll thank me later ;)

XOXO, Nashville

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